Not sure if I could say it better than my man Big Chew ("60 Minutes of Junk") but here goes… I read an article on how 50 Cent treated his fellow neighbors in the obviously upper-class neighborhood he now resides in like true neighbors. For his album release party, old rich white people were invited to join in on the MTV "fun," for which that scenery itself would be my #1 reason for going if invited (after the 3.5/5 mic review, I'm sure it wouldn't take long before the Cannon got his "G" united). With that said, I wish those delightful doctors and lawyers brave enough to enter the realms of 50 were spinning that night rather than the all-annoying combination of Hot 97's Funkmaster Flex and DJ Enuff (enough is right, and there's no bias from that station, is there?). Even crazier is Tony "the mothafuckin' talk of New York" Yayo on the wheels of steels living up his name by yelling too much and shouting to people who obviously mean nothing to his success. Thank God dude doesn't do tapes or radio. As for the real DJ's, those flip-the-record-backward noises (i.e. ffffrrrrrrrrfffffrrrrrfffrrrr) Flex does after every opening verse of the tracks is the most annoying DJ noise since…well…since Flex flipped the records back on his old tapes. And mind as well call this the Jigga/T.I./Snoop/B.I.G. show cause the HouseParty's soundtrack consists of their mostly played-out hits spun to authority. Though, the presence of cuts from Fat Joe or D-Block would've made things more interesting... Should one cop this tape or simply turn on the less-exasperating sounds of commercial hip-pop radio? The decision should seem obvious. But then you wouldn't feel like you were invited to the Official Connecticut-Yuppie Party of the Year then, huh?

- Trash

RATING SYSTEM
	Trash
	Step Ya Game Up
	Diehards only
	In the Deck
	Straight Crack
	Among Year's Best
	Mixtape Classic